Tallness Appreciation Pillows

Andy finally embraced his fear of heights.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Ascent Attempt.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Clancy: Meeting with the Bank Manager

"Didn't I tell you not to mention shortbread man's height?"