Height Humor Appreciator Pillows

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"Being short has a few advantages, some lassies think I'm a hand puppet."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Giraffe Haircut

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Circus trousers

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Man on stilts on a date.

'He was taller online!'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

Tall major and small page boy

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Climbing into the bathtub