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"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"Being short has a few advantages, some lassies think I'm a hand puppet."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Circus trousers

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'He was taller online!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Man on stilts on a date.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Tall major and small page boy

'You just grew three inches.'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.