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'I'm fed up with being so short.'

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

Giraffe Haircut

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Circus trousers

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'Why are you people following me?'

'He was taller online!'

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Climbing into the bathtub

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Interviewing tall basketball team.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Astronauts - Shorty

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."