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'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Hi! -Lo!

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"That's still too high"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Circus trousers

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Tightrope Walker.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Tossing for it.

'He was taller online!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Man on stilts on a date.

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Tall major and small page boy

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.