Height Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

!?! ! Maximum headroom 3 inches.

Hi! -Lo!

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Giraffe Haircut

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Circus trousers

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Man on stilts on a date.

'He was taller online!'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Tall major and small page boy

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.