Height Humorists Pillows

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

"How come you're taller than me?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

Circus trousers

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'He was taller online!'

Tall major and small page boy

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Astronauts - Shorty

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Climbing into the bathtub

Bra falling from the sky.

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Interviewing tall basketball team.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.