Height Humorists Gifts

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

"How come you're taller than me?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Circus trousers

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He was taller online!'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Astronauts - Shorty

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Climbing into the bathtub

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Interviewing tall basketball team.

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Bra falling from the sky.

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'