Tall Person Humoristas Gifts

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"That's still too high"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Circus trousers

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'He was taller online!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Amongst the Culturati II.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Astronauts - Shorty

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Bra falling from the sky.

Climbing into the bathtub

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.