Tall Person Humor Gifts

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

"The inside leg wasn't the problem, they just don't stock my waist size."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Giraffe Haircut

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Circus trousers

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'He was taller online!'

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Astronauts - Shorty

Bra falling from the sky.

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Climbing into the bathtub

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Interviewing tall basketball team.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips