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"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Circus trousers

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'He was taller online!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Astronauts - Shorty

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Bra falling from the sky.

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Climbing into the bathtub

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.