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All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

"I don't like your altitude, Perkins."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Giraffe Haircut

Circus trousers

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He was taller online!'

'Why are you people following me?'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Astronauts - Shorty

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Climbing into the bathtub

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'