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Interviewing tall basketball team.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Giraffe Haircut

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Circus trousers

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Gender Reveal

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He was taller online!'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Tall major and small page boy

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Climbing into the bathtub

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'