Tall People Humorists Mugs

Interviewing tall basketball team.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Circus trousers

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Gender Reveal

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'He was taller online!'

Tall major and small page boy

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Climbing into the bathtub

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."