Height Difference Humorist T-Shirts

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

'I HATE saying goodnight to tall birds!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Circus trousers

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He was taller online!'

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

Tall major and small page boy

Rodin's Generation Gap

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Astronauts - Shorty

Interviewing tall basketball team.

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Climbing into the bathtub

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Gosh Grandma, you must be over a million in dog years."

'Aaaaaaaaaah forty seven. What a lovely age.'

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'