"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."
Height Difference Humor T-Shirts
Wear your humor proudly with t-shirts that jokily highlight height gaps. Great for making light of differences in a fun and confident way.
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'
Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
Jungle Games
'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'
Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.
Giraffe Haircut
"That's still too high"
Circus trousers
"I not only respect women, I look up to them."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'
'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'
"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).
Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!
'He was taller online!'
Pram for Baby Giraffe.
Tall major and small page boy
Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.
Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.
'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'
'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'
It's OK guys! I've found the ford!
Astronauts - Shorty
Climbing into the bathtub
A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.
Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'
'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'
"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."
Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).
The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field
Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.
Height Difference Humor T-Shirts Collection
Height Difference Humor Mugs
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Height Difference Humor Prints
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