Joking About Height T-Shirts

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Get crazy once in a while

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Pesky students.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Jungle Games

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'