Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
Joking About Height Gifts
If you're searching for a cheeky gift for someone who loves joking about their height or your own tall tales, our collection of witty products offers just the right tone. From playful mugs to humorous t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect way to poke fun at height differences while keeping it friendly and fun. Celebrate all heights and the humor that comes with them with our thoughtfully designed, amusing items that will get a laugh every time.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'
Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.
'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'
'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'
Cow Blue Arrows
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
Get crazy once in a while
"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."
'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?
Caution May Contain Nuts.
'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'
'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'
Pesky students.
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'
A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.
Giraffe wanders into Lion country.
"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."
Extremely Practical Jokes.
'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'
"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam
Bottle-nosed Dolphins.
Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.
"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."
"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"
Jungle Games
'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'
This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.
'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'
Joking About Height Gifts Collection
Joking About Height Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that jest about height – perfect for starting conversations and sharing laughs over your favorite beverage.
Joking About Height Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that celebrate height with a funny, relaxed vibe for your living room or bedroom.
Joking About Height Prints
Browse our prints that humorously address height, perfect for adding a playful touch to your decor.
Joking About Height T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts that joke about height, making them great conversation starters and fun everyday wear.