Joking About Height Pillows

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Get crazy once in a while

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Cow Blue Arrows

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Pesky students.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Jungle Games

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'