Height Joke Appreciator Pillows

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Jungle Games

OMG.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Smart Arse"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.