Height Difference Humor Pillows

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Giraffe Haircut

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Circus trousers

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'He was taller online!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Climbing into the bathtub

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Astronauts - Shorty

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

Basketball