Height Difference Humor Lover Pillows

Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Circus trousers

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He was taller online!'

'Why are you people following me?'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Climbing into the bathtub

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Astronauts - Shorty

Interviewing tall basketball team.

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'I love the leg room.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'