Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.
Height Difference Humor Lover Prints
Decorate their walls with an art print that humorously showcases height disparities—an amusing conversation starter and a playful addition to any room.
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."
Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
Jungle Games
'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'
"That's still too high"
Giraffe Haircut
Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.
"I not only respect women, I look up to them."
Circus trousers
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'
'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'
"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).
Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!
'He was taller online!'
'Why are you people following me?'
Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.
Tall major and small page boy
Pram for Baby Giraffe.
Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips
Climbing into the bathtub
'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'
A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.
Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.
'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'
Astronauts - Shorty
'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'
Interviewing tall basketball team.
It's OK guys! I've found the ford!
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'
'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'
"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."
Height Difference Humor Lover Prints Collection
Height Difference Humor Lover Mugs
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Height Difference Humor Lover Pillows
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Height Difference Humor Lover T-Shirts
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