Height Joke Lover Prints

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Circus trousers

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Tightrope Walker.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Tossing for it.

'He was taller online!'

'Why are you people following me?'

"Well, it's like they say; 230 is the new 180."

Man on stilts on a date.

'You just grew three inches.'

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Tall major and small page boy

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Climbing into the bathtub

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips