Height Challenge Humorist Pillows

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Circus trousers

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He was taller online!'

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'

Astronauts - Shorty

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Climbing into the bathtub

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."