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Height Advantage Humorist T-Shirts
Make their wardrobe taller with a t-shirt that celebrates their height humorously. Great for casual wear, these shirts showcase personality and wit for anyone who enjoys a good laugh about their stature.
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."
Jungle Games
'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'
Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.
"That's still too high"
Giraffe Haircut
"I not only respect women, I look up to them."
Circus trousers
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'
'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'
"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).
'He was taller online!'
'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'
Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.
Tall major and small page boy
Pram for Baby Giraffe.
'Midgely, we've decided to put Gillen on this project.'
Astronauts - Shorty
Interviewing tall basketball team.
Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips
Climbing into the bathtub
'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'
Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.
A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.
Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."
Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'
Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).
'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'
"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."
Height Advantage Humorist T-Shirts Collection
Height Advantage Humorist Mugs
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Height Advantage Humorist Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate being tall with humor. Perfect for adding a fun, comfy accent to any room and making their space uniquely theirs.
Height Advantage Humorist Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate height advantage with humor. Ideal for personal spaces or as a memorable gift for someone who stands tall and laughs loud.