Tallness Appreciation Gifts

Andy finally embraced his fear of heights.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Ascent Attempt.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

Clancy: Meeting with the Bank Manager

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"