Height-conscious Individuals Pillows

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Increase Your Height.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Ascent Attempt.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.