Height-aware Pillows

'Worst case of short man syndrome I've ever seen.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Increase Your Height.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

"I fancy tall men."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Man on stilts on cell phone.

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"