Height-conscious Dresser Pillows

'Can I help you?' - 'I'm looking for a pair of trousers.' - 'What's your leg length?' - '27 inches.' - 'I'm afraid we only stock mens' sizes.' - 'Ouch.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Savory Types

"We should start wearing masks."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking