'Can I help you?' - 'I'm looking for a pair of trousers.' - 'What's your leg length?' - '27 inches.' - 'I'm afraid we only stock mens' sizes.' - 'Ouch.'
Height-conscious Dresser T-Shirts
Gift a t-shirt that celebrates confidence and style with clever, fun designs tailored for height-conscious dressers. These shirts add personality to every wardrobe and make a great statement piece.
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
Advocado
"Beanirrito"
'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.
'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'
"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Waiting for Pants
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
"Gift"
'I'll take it!'
'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
Bearded Leftie.
"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'
LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.
A Meeting of Great Ties.
Savory Types
"We should start wearing masks."
"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"
That every day look.
"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."
"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."
Christmas sweater alternatives
Snail Man
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
Spider Web Stocking
Height-conscious Dresser T-Shirts Collection
Height-conscious Dresser Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for height-conscious dressers, blending humor and style to start their day with a smile.
Height-conscious Dresser Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful designs that add personality and humor for those proud of their style and height.
Height-conscious Dresser Prints
Find stylish art prints that honor the unique fashion sense of height-conscious dressers in our curated collection.