Height Awareness Advocate Pillows

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'What do you mean lining up in order of height is discrimination?'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Increase Your Height.

Sewer Rats

Son measuring his father against the wall.

What's really in junk food...

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'You just grew three inches.'

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.