Height Awareness Advocate Gifts

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'What do you mean lining up in order of height is discrimination?'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Sewer Rats

What's really in junk food...

Increase Your Height.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'