Height Consciousness Gifts

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Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

"I fancy tall men."

Man on stilts on a date.

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'You just grew three inches.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit