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Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

"I fancy tall men."

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?