Height Lover T-Shirts

'Why are you people following me?'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Giraffe Haircut

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

Paratrooper School.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

Ascent Attempt.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on