
The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field
Celebrate your love for altitude with our stylish and witty height advantage t-shirts—perfect for those who prefer to keep their head in the clouds and their style high.
The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field
Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.
"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."
Giraffe Haircut
"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
Son measuring his father against the wall.
I always feel so short when you wear heels.
'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Tossing for it.
Tightrope Walker.
'Why are you people following me?'
Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!
Man on stilts on a date.
'What it like being able to jump so high?'
'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'
'You just grew three inches.'
'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'
Height competition - Prize is leg wax.
'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'
It's OK guys! I've found the ford!
Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.
Ascent Attempt.
Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'
Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on
'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'
"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"
Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.
Reaching the Summit
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
'I love the leg room.'
Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).
Man on stilts on cell phone.
Hi! -Lo!
Tall man next to a stilt-walker.
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