Height Lover Mugs

'Why are you people following me?'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Giraffe Haircut

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'You just grew three inches.'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Paratrooper School.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Ascent Attempt.

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit