Height Enthusiasts Mugs

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

"Fake."

'Why are you people following me?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Ascent Attempt.

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field