Tall Enthusiast Mugs

Basketball Taxi

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Well did he?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Reasonableman

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Lancelot put to the Test.

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

A Tale of the Sea

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'