Tall Enthusiast Gifts

Basketball Taxi

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Well did he?"

Reasonableman

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Fishing Boat Derby

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Lancelot put to the Test.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Tossing for it.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

A Tale of the Sea

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."