Heights Enthusiast Gifts

"Why would I want to join a circus?? - I'm a window cleaner!"

Ascent Attempt.

'Worst case of acrophobia I've ever seen.'

Missing you...

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Abseiler and Mountaineer

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

"Fake."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

In the Bow Tower rental office

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Everest summit queue...

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'Frankly, getting around during the day is dangerous enough: I don't want to go out at night...'

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."