Heights Enthusiast Gifts

"Why would I want to join a circus?? - I'm a window cleaner!"

Ascent Attempt.

'Worst case of acrophobia I've ever seen.'

Missing you...

Abseiler and Mountaineer

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"Fake."

'Why are you people following me?'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Man on stilts on a date.

In the Bow Tower rental office

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Everest summit queue...

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'Frankly, getting around during the day is dangerous enough: I don't want to go out at night...'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

It feels good to be first...

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.