Height Adventurer Gifts

"It's comforting to know that we have safety boots and hats."

Employee lunch area.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Fly Fishing

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Yoga for beginners,

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Crop duster wanted.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Bull Treadmill

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

Pole Vaulting Club