Height Adventurer Mugs

"It's comforting to know that we have safety boots and hats."

Employee lunch area.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Fly Fishing

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Yoga for beginners,

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Crop duster wanted.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Bull Treadmill

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."