Exercise Adventurer Mugs

Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

Stationary bicycles.

Spring Training

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Bull Treadmill

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Football Exhaustion

Oops

Melting Heart Pose

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Back to school.

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Yoga for beginners,

100k Desert Crawl

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"