Aerobic Adventurer Mugs

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Bull Treadmill

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Pole Vaulting Club