Exercise Adventurer T-Shirts

Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

Stationary bicycles.

Spring Training

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Bull Treadmill

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Football Exhaustion

Oops

Melting Heart Pose

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Yoga for beginners,

100k Desert Crawl

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Odd Spas

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"