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"This feels like an accomplishment."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Scales

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Odd Spas

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

A mid-lithe crisis.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

Bull Treadmill

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

"Is it working?"

Pole Vaulting Club

"Why have you brought me here?"

Before and After diet photos.

Stationary bicycles.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"