Exercise Escapader T-Shirts

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Yoga for beginners,

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

Step aerobics

Man chases after his skis.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Fitness Course.

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bull Treadmill

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or