Exercise Escapader Prints

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Yoga for beginners,

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

Step aerobics

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Fitness Course.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Man chases after his skis.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bull Treadmill

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."